googlehomo:

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

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i sneezed 3 times AT ONCE

can u tell i have allergies??? i think u can

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my son michael alig is being released may 5th hell yeah

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

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    Ascendent & Physical Appearance (from my personal experience)

  • Aries: rather masculine, nice arched eyebrows, strong jawstructure
  • Taurus: doe eyes, tan easily, womanly bodies, thick hair
  • Gemini: petite, youthful looks, long limbs, crooked smiles
  • Cancer: baby faces, fragile bodies, round faces and watery eyes
  • Leo: awesome strong hair, friendly feautures, one milliond dollar smiles
  • Virgo: prominent noses, sad puppy eyes, healthy bodyweight
  • Libra: feminine symmetrical faces, no prominent features, very balanced
  • Scorpio: reptilian eyes, nice skin, memorable / outstanding feautures
  • Sagittarius: friendly, ageless faces, strong legs
  • Capricorn: mature faces, nice cheekbones, compact bodies
  • Aquarius: long limbs, sleepy eyes, big smiles
  • Pisces: small eyes.. ?? anything is possible with pisces

caramelfringe:

there’s nothing sexy about a guy abusing you and apologizing with make up sex. no matter how attractive he is, he’s still an ass and you’re still naive.

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