Harry: hey do you mind locking that door
Zayn: fuck your door
Harry: Yeah FUCK MY DOOR DUDE! FUCK IT!! I AM SO SORRY FOR ASKING
"Bev-Brush" 6 oz. Paddle Hairbrush Flask
It is not only a fully functional paddle brush with a mirror on the back, but a great flask for women. Just fill it 6 oz. (185ml) of your favorite drink, toss it in your handbag, and you’re ready to go. The Bev-Brush is one of the best flasks for women on the market today. This “girl flask” is just the right size to fit into your handbag on a night out. $22
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job